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2019 - JOKES

Unread post by KWHYSLOP » Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:56 am

Die brakpan Pop bel die panelbeaters en vra hoe kan sy die duike uit haar kar kry. Die panelbeater grap en se sy moet in die exhaust blaas dan pop die duike uit. Die middag toe haar ander Brakpan vriendin by die huis kom sien sy dat haar vriendin in die exhaust blaas en wil weet wat doen sy. Sy vertel toe vir haar wat die panelbeater gese het en met die gee haar vriendin haar ñ taai klap. "Die duike sal nie uitpop nie want die vensters is oop!!!"
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Unread post by Walter105 » Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:41 am

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:13 pm

Paddy called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they’s suin’ dem der cigarette companies fer causin’ people to git cancer?”

“Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.

“And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants fer makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true?”

“Sure is, Patrick.”

“And dat a lass sued McDonald’s fer millions when she burned her tongue with dat hot coffee she ordered?”

“Yep.”

“And dat football player sued dat university when he graduated and still couldn’t read?”

“That’s right,” said the lawyer.“But why are you asking?”

“Well, I was thinkin’... What I want to know is, kin I sue Guinness fer all dem ugly lasses it made me sleep with?"
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Unread post by Walter105 » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:57 pm

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Unread post by bosvark » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:50 pm

Twee maatjies van die Kaap sit in die parkie, deel 'n papsak. Die een vra vir Gatiep "As ek jou vrou raps en sy raak pregnant, maak dit ons familie?" "Nee!" sê Gatiep, "dit maak ons net even."
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Unread post by SlowApproach » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:09 am

Newsflash...

A bunch of Trump's crack troops were dropped into Russia last week with orders to take Vladimir Putin out.
So far… news reports say... he’s been to the cinema twice... and last night they went Ten Pin Bowling...
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Unread post by thelsa » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:58 am

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Unread post by jandub » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:53 am

Thelsa, jy is nou baie lelik met party van ons :(
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Unread post by bosvark » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:26 am

thelsa wrote:
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Hoeveel toeskouers vat Nuweland? Anyway, call 021 659 4600, listen to the switchboard answering and judge for yourself.
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Unread post by Only » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:48 am

jandub wrote:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:53 am
Thelsa, jy is nou baie lelik met party van ons :(
Ek stem hy kon dit darem in engels gesê het dan het ons dit nie verstaan nie.
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Unread post by thelsa » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:49 pm

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Unread post by thelsa » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:34 am

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:34 pm

A bunch of blokes are in a long queue waiting to be let into Hell. To pass the time, they start asking each other what work they did when they were alive and what they think killed them. In the queue was a pilot, so when his turn came to answer, he replied, "I've been a pilot all my life. I've been in the right seat. I've been in the left seat. I was having my way with a hostie and her husband caught us on the lounge seat."
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Unread post by thelsa » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:36 am

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