2019 - JOKES

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Unread post by Frontiersman » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:58 am

Makes me think of this one, as well. I can for the life of me not remember where I got this picture, so if it was posted on this site previously, then please forgive me:
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Unread post by vanjast » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:46 am

Frontiersman wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:58 am
Makes me think of this one...
Can we tell 'offensive jokes' here :twisted: :twisted:

Edit:
Changed a few words and locations.

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Unread post by V5 - LEO » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:43 pm

.....humh
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Unread post by Givane O » Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:37 am

So, apparently the 'po' at the beginning of eskom is silent :?:

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Unread post by Whirly » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:34 am

Givane O wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:37 am
So, apparently the 'po' at the beginning of eskom is silent :?:

:twisted:
:smt082 :smt082 :smt044 :smt044 :smt023

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Unread post by vanjast » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:27 pm

With no lights you'd expect the 'Po' to be more active :twisted:
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Unread post by Ugly Duckling » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:23 am

Hehe
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Unread post by jjdutoit » Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:39 pm

VID-20190325-WA0009.mp4
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Unread post by Jack Welles » Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:14 pm

@jjdutoit, if you don't mind, easier to watch

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Unread post by Jack Welles » Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:00 pm

On watching that vid again I'm wondering if there isn't an element of setup in the scene?

How did they get that camera angle of the sleeping guy's face?

Also when first starting the outboard the POV is from the aerie's side?
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Unread post by richard C » Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:06 pm

It's from an advert if I remember correctly. So yes, posed.
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Unread post by The_Kev » Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:11 pm

It's actually the opening scene from the 1989 Steven Spielberg movie "Always"
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Unread post by V5 - LEO » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:57 pm

....one of my favorite movies and this scene obviously :D
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Unread post by C Africa » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:27 pm

Ugly Duckling wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:23 am
Hehe

In stage 7 loadshedding, Eskom sends their staff around to your house to blow out your candles.



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Unread post by V5 - LEO » Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:30 pm

C Africa wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:27 pm
Ugly Duckling wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:23 am
Hehe

In stage 7 loadshedding, Eskom sends their staff around to your house to blow out your candles.



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