A guy walks into a bar....

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A guy walks into a bar....

Unread post by Skymaster » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:29 am

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “If I show you something amazing will you give me a free beer?”
“Sure”. Says the barman.
The guy take a flea from a match box, puts the flea on the counter and commands the flea to jump which it does each time on command.
The barman is unimpressed.
“Wait,” says the guy, “here’s the amazing part.”
He then pulls the legs off the flea with a pair of tweezers, puts the flea on the counter and commands it to jump.
The flea doesn’t move.
“What’s so amazing about that?” said the bored barman.
The guy looks him straight in the eye and says triumphantly, “Don’t you get it? When I remove the legs the flea can’t hear me.”
The barman stares at him for a moment and carries on wiping the counter.
“Say buddy, you’re not an alarmist climate scientist are you?
Astonished, the guy replies, “How did you guess?”
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Re: A guy walks into a bar....

Unread post by excolonial » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:44 am

Skymaster wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:29 am
“Say buddy, you’re not an alarmist climate scientist are you?
Astonished, the guy replies, “How did you guess?”
You are clearly a typical denier!! :lol: :lol: Wait for it , wait for it...
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Re: A guy walks into a bar....

Unread post by Jack Welles » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:55 am

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Re: A guy walks into a bar....

Unread post by Segg » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:57 am

The science is quite sound :)



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Re: A guy walks into a bar....

Unread post by Skymaster » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:02 am

.....so far I've been pm'd by three alarmist "scientists" asking me to explain the punch line....

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