Unique Burial for Mugabe.

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Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by Skymaster » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:57 am

Mugabe is not going to be buried or cremated.
The mortician in charge of the disposal said, "This guy's so crooked, we'll just screw him into the ground."
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Re: Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by Marius Schrenk » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:49 pm

I heard they would bury him in a two handle coffin. :roll:
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Re: Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by snoopy » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:59 pm

The same burial he gave these 20 000 victims - would be fitting.

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Unread post by Marius Schrenk » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:34 pm

Eisch :shock: The British....and Queen...."Knighted him"....and then realised what they have done :twisted:
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Re: Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by bosvark » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:29 am

Marius Schrenk wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:34 pm
Eisch :shock: The British....and Queen...."Knighted him"....and then realised what they have done :twisted:
Sad. Having to go that low due to a shortage of knights.... and then making poepholle of the whole nation.
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Re: Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by cage » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:53 am

bosvark wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:29 am
Marius Schrenk wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:34 pm
Eisch :shock: The British....and Queen...."Knighted him"....and then realised what they have done :twisted:
Sad. Having to go that low due to a shortage of knights.... and then making poepholle of the whole nation.
Awarded it in 1994 and annulled it in 2008, took a while.
Then Mussolini also had one that was annulled,
as was Ceauşescu, emperor Franz Joseph, Wilhelm the 2nd and Hirohito.

All in all, distinguished company.
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Re: Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by Fransw » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:50 pm

cage wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:53 am
bosvark wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:29 am
Marius Schrenk wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:34 pm
Eisch :shock: The British....and Queen...."Knighted him"....and then realised what they have done :twisted:
Sad. Having to go that low due to a shortage of knights.... and then making poepholle of the whole nation.
Awarded it in 1994 and annulled it in 2008, took a while.
Then Mussolini also had one that was annulled,
as was Ceauşescu, emperor Franz Joseph, Wilhelm the 2nd and Hirohito.

All in all, distinguished company.
Yup, England thought they had a homeboy in Mugabe. But he had different plans..
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Re: Unique Burial for Mugabe.

Unread post by excolonial » Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:46 pm

cage wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:53 am
bosvark wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:29 am
Marius Schrenk wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:34 pm
Eisch :shock: The British....and Queen...."Knighted him"....and then realised what they have done :twisted:
Sad. Having to go that low due to a shortage of knights.... and then making poepholle of the whole nation.
Awarded it in 1994 and annulled it in 2008, took a while.
Then Mussolini also had one that was annulled,
as was Ceauşescu, emperor Franz Joseph, Wilhelm the 2nd and Hirohito.

All in all, distinguished company.
No surprises there, filthy business really. The Poms are not alone in this, many Nobel Laureates and Time magazine man of the year fails....
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