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Re: 2019 - JOKES

Unread post by thelsa » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:13 am

103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Bombay to Canada flight.

The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.

About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced :
"I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."

"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal for someone else, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight."

Her next announcement came two hours later :
"If anyone wants to change their minds we still have 40 meals available

Cheers !!!

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Unread post by thelsa » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:18 am

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Unread post by Insane » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:25 am

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Unread post by thelsa » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:28 pm

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Unread post by JCA » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:45 pm

thelsa wrote:
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And that's when the fight started.........
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Unread post by thelsa » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:35 am

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Unread post by Wonko the Sane » Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:44 am

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look....



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Unread post by HJK 414 » Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:34 am

A council required some building work done and the Council officer in charge of the project decided to obtain 3 quotes.

He invited three builders - and asked them to submit their pricing estimates.

The first builder submits a quote for 2 Million Rand.
The Council officer asks : "Can you substantiate the figure ?"
"Of course" says the builder.
"1.2 Million rand for materials"
"600.000 rand for Labour and 200.000 for incidentals."
"Thank you", says the Council officer - "we will be in touch."

The second builder submits a quote for 3 Million Rand.
The Council officer asks : "Can you substantiate the figure ?"
"Of course" says the builder.
"1.8 Million rand for materials"
"1.0 Million rand for Labour and 200.000 for incidentals."
"Thank you for the quote -yet it seems expensive" - says the Council officer - "we will be in touch."

The third builder submits a quote for 4 Million Rand.
The Council officer asks : "Can you substantiate the figure ?", "This seems to be quite over the top"
"Of course" says the builder.
"1.0 Million rand for you."
"1.0 Million rand for me - and we let the first sucker do the job."

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Unread post by thelsa » Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:30 pm

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Unread post by DaveJ » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:20 pm

Viral in the UK as well :lol:
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Unread post by GRAHAMW » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:35 pm

DaveJ wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:20 pm
Viral in the UK as well :lol:
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