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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by GRAHAMW » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:38 pm

Trust me
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by TC » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:48 pm

Partly cloudy with a 30% chance of rain...
My wife keeps saying I don't listen to her or something like that !?
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by Jean Crous » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:50 pm

Everything is going to be OK,..I promise .
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by snoopy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:51 pm

That the flat earth society has global following :lol: :twisted:
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by Roger » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:54 pm

Fransw wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:46 pm
"I have read and agree with the terms and conditions". :lol:
That's the one. How many times is software installed, web sites joined etc where the "I Agree" button is clicked or box checked, yet did not read the accompanying text. I think that must be the most told lie . All the rest are good, but probably are not as widespread as that one.
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by Ugly Duckling » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:25 pm

GRAHAMW wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:38 pm
Trust me
I'm a gynecologist :lol:
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by richard C » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:21 pm

Roger wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:22 am
I have just figured out what the biggest lie in the universe is. Before I tell you, what do you think it may be?
I have just figured out what the biggest lie in the universe is. I thought that was going to be the answer !!
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by blinksonex » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:09 pm

Jy kan my vertrou, ek sal versigtig wees...
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by cage » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:26 pm

richard C wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:21 pm
Roger wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:22 am
I have just figured out what the biggest lie in the universe is. Before I tell you, what do you think it may be?
I have just figured out what the biggest lie in the universe is. I thought that was going to be the answer !!
Can we rather agree it is the biggest lie in the greater PE area, after a few glasses of wine that only feels like the universe :twisted:
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by Chernoch » Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:58 am

We the ANC will build a MILLION houses for Alex
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by Ugly Duckling » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:03 am

Chernoch wrote:
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We the ANC will build a MILLION houses for Alex
Remember these :lol:
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by EddieR » Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:52 am

Any politician who says " I never received any money from Bosasa...."
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by GL » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:55 am

Only wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:42 pm
Roger wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:22 am
I have just figured out what the biggest lie in the universe is. Before I tell you, what do you think it may be?
I have the field in sight?
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by markw » Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:08 am

The cheque is in the post!
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Re: Biggest Lie

Unread post by southside » Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:32 pm

Is it the biggest or the most common?
I think the most common is 'it's fine/OK' when someone apologises.

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