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Unread post by crash » Tue May 07, 2019 9:26 am

Lady calling service centre for her car.
"Excuse me - but my car has lost part 710"
"I found it again on the road - but where does it fit ?"

Mechanic - "sorry Ma'am - but what is a part 710 ?"

Lady - irritated voice - "Well - and you call yourself a mechanic"
"It is black - and has the number stamped on it - now where does it go ?"

Mechanic - "perhaps you could send me a picture of it ?"

Lady - "on it's way"


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Unread post by coline » Tue May 07, 2019 12:26 pm

Congratulations James Hewitt on the birth of your first Grandson.
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Unread post by Fransw » Tue May 07, 2019 1:04 pm

coline wrote: ↑
Tue May 07, 2019 12:26 pm
Congratulations James Hewitt on the birth of your first Grandson.
I had to Google all this. Good for Diana! Old Charles is a real ass! :?
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Unread post by Givane O » Tue May 07, 2019 4:23 pm

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Tue May 07, 2019 10:33 pm

Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first says, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second says, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third says, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."
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Unread post by Beeman1 » Tue May 14, 2019 2:52 pm

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Unread post by DaveJ » Wed May 15, 2019 9:11 am

Today is Jim's birthday,
so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? 😊

WIFE: How does he know you? 😑

JIM: We play Golf together! πŸ˜₯

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? 😊

WIFE: And how does he know you? 😑

JIM: He's on the Bowling Team! 😰

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?

The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! 😀 πŸš–

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? 😳😳

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Unread post by richard C » Wed May 15, 2019 10:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread post by Jack Welles » Fri May 17, 2019 3:36 pm

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Unread post by V5 - LEO » Fri May 17, 2019 4:08 pm

......top seller on Saturday mornings! 😁.
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Unread post by V5 - LEO » Fri May 17, 2019 4:16 pm

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Unread post by Jack Welles » Sun May 19, 2019 1:20 pm

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Unread post by Jack Welles » Sun May 19, 2019 2:31 pm

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Unread post by Jack Welles » Tue May 21, 2019 10:33 am

SA's Murder Incorporated?
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Unread post by GRAHAMW » Tue May 21, 2019 12:10 pm

Jack Welles wrote: ↑
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